Dammit, malnourished ancestors!

Usually I love evolution, but not today. In keeping with project Defatbastardisation I'm trying to reduce calorie intake. Which is hard! I've never wanted to stuff my face so much before!

All thanks to my stupid ancestors, not eating whatever they wanted. They had to inconvenience me by eating only what was available. Of course this meant we developed an intrinsic loving of energy rich fatty and sweet foods. And I can't eat them, despite the craving!

Well, back to resenting Darwin and these chocolate digestives...

Project Defatbastardisation

I'll use this blog to chart my weekly progress through my diet-thing. In theory, if I consume less calories than I use excess weight should be lost. Recording it here on a weekly basis with calories consumed/bodily mass and correlations should provide motivation.

After writing this I realise how concerning it is that I have to use science to do anything... oh dear.